Checklist

Things I accomplished this weekend:

• Watched the entire BSG finale, having never seen an episode of BSG before in my life. SPOILER: that one chick dies. (1 point)
  
• Watched Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle. It was funny but I think I really missed out on the cheetah scene by not being stoned at the time. (1 point)
  
• Watched Xanadu. I think I really missed out on this whole movie by not being stoned at the time. (-1 point)
  
• Watched the Wild finally win in regulation. I bet the shutout was a huge morale boost to the team. Gaborick: meh. (1 point)
  
• Got lots of free stuff at The Wedge with the coupons we got when we became official members. What to do with a big bottle of agave syrup? Hmm.... (1 point)
• Couldn't find a parking spot at The Wedge and ended up parking wonky down the street and shuffling my preggo self an extra block with a heavy bag of groceries. (-1 point)
  

Things I did NOT accomplish this weekend:

• Give birth (-10 points)
  
• Go to the MNRG bout (-2 points)
  
• Go to Firkin Fest at the Happy Gnome (-1 point)
  

Cumulative weekend score: -11. FAIL.