First, my favorite:
I don't know either.
For days when I don't want to go to the gym
For when end users freak out about stupid shit
There's some kind of life homily that can follow the viewing of this picture but fuck it -- I just think it's funny.
What I envision my future to look like
Oh, you're having trouble logging on to your Hotmail account?
You've just noticed that my socks don't match?
You're soooo right. Women totally should be making you sandwiches all the time.
Remember: use these for good, not evil.