How I get through my day

I have a folder in my Firefox bookmarks called "Emergency".  This is where I keep my secret stash of pictures to make me smile.  I will now share them with you.

First, my favorite:

 

Ah, youth.

I don't know either.

 Emergency kittehs

For days when I don't want to go to the gym

 For when end users freak out about stupid shit

 There's some kind of life homily that can follow the viewing of this picture but fuck it -- I just think it's funny.

Babies.  lol.

  What I envision my future to look like

 Oh, you're having trouble logging on to your Hotmail account?

You've just noticed that my socks don't match?

 You're soooo right.  Women totally should be making you sandwiches all the time.

 Awe yeeeeeee

Remember: use these for good, not evil.