Future gossip

Yesterday we made a quick stop at the playground on the way to Dairy Queen.  There was a friendly little girl there who wanted nothing more than to chat with me and help Lily on the equipment.  In the span of about 5 minutes I learned:

• She is 6
• She has a 3-year-old brother
• She goes to that school
• She has 10 uncles
• Her "best uncle" is in jail, but will be getting out around Halloween
• All her uncles are STRONG
• She is going to be a princess for Halloween
• She has a baby doll named Rapunzel and a pile of Barbies that she hasn't named yet
• Her side of the bedroom is full of princess stuff and Michael Jackson posters
• Her favorite singer is something called Little John
• Her other favorite singer is Michael Jackson
• She cried when Michael Jackson died
• Her little brother's stuff is taking over her room
• She lives down the street from the Dairy Queen

This kid is awesome.  I have no idea what her name is.