The hotel soap

I was trying to publish this from my hotel room in Chicago a few weeks ago but their wifi was shit and I couldn't get the pictures uploaded.  I found it sitting in my drafts folder today.

Between yesterday evening and today I have been in the process of using exactly

one bar of facial soap,

one bar of body soap, zero shampoo or conditioner, and one bottle of lotion.

That is the condition I left the soaps in when I left.  They are still, essentially, two whole and complete bars of soap.  I don't know why I put the shampoo and conditioner in the shower because I was never planning on using it.  I'm funny that way.

I came back to my room this evening to find, in addition to my other soaps and shampoos already in the room, 

One additional shampoo, one additional facial soap, and one additional body soap.

I'm afraid if I stay here much longer the situation is going to turn into this.

And Chicago?  You're beautiful.

 

lol, butts